Haha, that's good to know
But on-topic: my first game was probably something on the C64, like Treasure Quest or Boulder Dash. I remember playing "Jungle Adventure" or someting like that. You had to save your monkey in that game :-)
Then the NES-era began so it probably would have been Mario which I've played first on a home-console.
On GameBoy it was Tetris, of course