Once upon a time was an stormy night. Then it turned out to morning. It was un-beautiful day and Ernest walked on a street. Suddenly, in front of he rised an Ugly-Witch-Bitch. The Ugly-Witch-Bitch said.....(long silence)........F*CK!
Ernest wondered why did this Witch-Bitch sweared so much. Then he started to hit her ass with a stick. Awoawoawoawoooooo! Screamed the Ugly-Witch-Bitch. The Witch-Bitch didnt like Ernest because Ernest hit her ass with a stick and scratched Ernest with her long nails. And then a a man fell down from sky. The man was named Tom Jones and he shot the Ugly-Witch-Bitch's head off with a shotgun. And so Tom Jones saved the day an everyone lived happily ever after.
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Who the hell is tom jones
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supremanade CGN Starter  
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codecruncher CGN Soldier 
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You've been to Los Vegas too many times. But if you must visit there, go see Celine Dion instead.
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