Legendary wrote:

You just broke the rules by... what 50 times?

I'll clarify right now that i am, in fact, bisexual... So i was more lying than being homophobic there... for which i apologise   And although i have a somewhat masachistic view of myself i am not homophobic. I've learned to laugh at myself almost as much as i laugh at everyone else.

smackdat wrote:

legendary, you butt, your sig has a trojan in it  

i thought it would be funny, but it was a virus

How've you managed that? it was working a week ago when i was pondering which albinoblacksheep page had CGA2 on...

EDIT: I think that's the first time I've seen Legendary use a smiley that isn't    or  

Also, i apologise to anyone i have insulted, i also request that they grow a sense of humor, or pay to rent mine. ($41.95 for a week, Terms And Conitions apply)


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Disturbed - Down With The Sickness - Sandras Sandwhiches. (contains explicit and angry language)

Walking down this long street I'm hungry,
A sandwhich shop's servant i am... (give a sandwhich to me!)
I see a sign on my left hand side,
"Eat Sandra's Sandwhiches, nice cheese!"
(I want to eat some great cheese!)

I'm in the mood for something new
thats involving cheeses!
some brand new kinds of cheeses!
there is no turning back now,
Sandra has made my sandwhich! I'LL EAT!

Get up! and take a bite of my sandwhich!
Get up! and take a bite of my sandwhich!
Get up! and take a bite of my sandwhich!
take a big nice bite! and have a taste of the cheese!
Come on, this is a new kind of sandwhich!
with brand new cheeses, now take a bite of my sandwhich!
I'll kill your family, if you run from my sandwhich!
fantastic sandwhich! that Sandra has made for me!

I can see inside you, your hunger is rising,
Don't try to tell me that you've ate!
(have a taste of the cheese!)
It seems i've a new greatest cheese
with lots of flavour, its green....
(have a taste of the cheese!)

It seems your having some trouble,
In getting to my table!
trying to reach my sandwhich!
oh yes the world'd be a shitty place
If there were no cows i think, I'D DIE!

Get up! and take a bite of my sandwhich!
Get up! and take a bite of my sandwhich!
Get up! and take a bite of my sandwhich!
take a big nice bite! and have a taste of the cheese!
Come on, this is a new kind of sandwhich!
with brand new cheeses, now take a bite of my sandwhich!
I'll kill your family, if you run from my sandwhich!
fantastic sandwhich! that Sandra has made for me!

I like cheese...
I like cheese...
I like cheese...
I LIKE CHEESE

No mommy, don't do it again!
Don't do it again!
I'll be a good boy,
No mommy don't add spam!
Why do you have to make it like that mommy?
Don't stop it! disgusting me!
Why can't you just cook, fucking bitch!
Why dont you...
Why don't you learn to cook!
Pasta and cheese you dumn fuck!
I'll have a hunger strike you suck!
Never stick spam between bread again bitch!
FUCK YOU!
I wont eat this shit!
You stupid autistic and useless fucking whore!
How would you like me to cook for you mommy?
Just get here, give me a bread KNI-IFE!

Get up! and take a bite of my sandwhich!
GET UP, and take a bite of my sandwhich!
Last chance, just take a bite of my sandwhich!
Take a big nice bite! and I just might let you live!
Come on, this is a Sandra made, sandwhich!
with brand new cheeses, now take a bite of my sandwhich!
you ran out of time, i've gone and eaten my sandwhich!
fantastic sandwhich! that Sandra has made for me!


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Next is a song about Chivalry towards your families honour
(contains explicit and threatening language and adult inuendo.)

Motorhead - The Ace Of Spades - My Sister.

If you like my sister I'll shoot you in the head,
You date her touch her, I'll find whilst you sleep!
Your the cunt who's to blame,
It makes no difference what you say!

There's no need to bleed,
Don't try to plant your seed!
On my sister's face!
MY SISTER'S FACE!

Playing with her upstairs,
Your dancing with the devil!
I'll blow off your head!
This isn't a game to me!

Twentyfour-seven,
I'll be watching you!

If you run and quit,
your fingernails wont split!
Don't try to embrace
My siste'rs face!

You know that you will lose,
I have some special tools.
And this what you'll deserve bastard!
keep in pain but live forever!

I am not fucking joking!

Driving down the highway,
nineteen police cars tail!
look back and weep,
My shotgun's loaded again!

I see it your eyes,
You know you're gonna die

The last that you see,
You know it's gonna be
My angry face!


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Eric you can start a  band with these lyrics


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For the compliment, you can have another one  

This one is full of deep and personal reflection about how I sometimes feel whilst writing  

Offspring - Hit That - My Book (contains explicit language)

I wake up tuesday,
Tired I look,
At my computer
And write a book,
Been writing months now,
Its been so long
It will never end,
not when I'm old.

I'm saying
I'm writing books,
Unending by their looks,
My first book's word count,
It isn't low!
One million words,
Still haven't wrote a third,
I'm never gonna finish...
I'm never gonna fucking finish...
All the authors are looking at me!
I'm writing the worlds longest story!
It wont end!
It will never E-E-END!

Was a short story,
I'm now in hell.
More than a bible,
longer than shelves!
The word count dont work!
The book's too long!
I'll have to let my grandchildren finish writing!

I say!
I'm writing books,
Unending by their looks,
My first book's word count,
We'll probably never know!
Two million words,
Still haven't wrote a third,
I'm never gonna finish...
I'm never gonna fucking finish...
All the authors are looking at me!
I'm writing the worlds longest story!
It wont end!
It will never E-E-END!

Well it winds up!
unfinished!
I've died of old age!
Well why not?
publish it?
everythings insane,
And it wont stop
Printing now,
Pages after page,
The more they read it,
the more they got old also.

I say,
I wrote a book!
It never ended.... fuck...
My first book's word count,
It wasn't low!
Three million words,
Still hadn't wrote a third!
I never got to finish...
I never got to fucking finish...
All the authors were looking at me!
I was writing the worlds longest story!
It didn't end!
It will never E-E-END!


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i hope this never ever ENDS


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I hope it does... I'll never get it published if it never ends.... I've already been writing 9 months  

The songs should keep coming as long as I have songs that I can parody.  


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so why don't you try making something out of greenday


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Maniax7

I'll have a look see, SOMEHOW I've avoided to add any greenday to my music archives, so I SOMEHOW don't think of them... I'll check some stuff out and see what I come up with though.  

In the mean time, Tom Jones Fans beware

Tom Jones & Stereophonics - Momma Told Me - Our Mommas. (warning, contains explicit language, adult inuendo, just plane wrong inuendo and Tom Jones.)

Drinking whiskey with her daughter.
Her Momma shouts at me.
Ignoring all the things they shout at me.
This is the worst thing ever that could ever be!
Don't turn on the Lights cause I don't wanna see!

My Momma's doing your mum!
My Momma's doing your mum!
She said!
"Watch an see how its done! Son!"

Open up the window let fresh air into this room.
I think I can smell your mums natural perfume!
Give some more whiskey so i can drink myself to death!
Fuck living now, let me draw, MY LAST BREATH!

My Momma's doing your mum!
My Momma's doing your mum!
She said!
"Watch in an see how its done! Son!"
"Watch in an see how its done! Son!"

(instrumental)

The radio is on loud someones knocking on the door.
Your a lucky bastard you just passed out on the floor.
I seen so many things I aint never seen before!
Let my kill myself, cos I don't wanna see 'em no more!

My Momma's doing your mum!
My Momma's doing your mum! (momma god no!)
She said!
"Watch in an see how its done!" (NO NO NO!)
"Watch in an see how its done! Son!"
Momma's doing Momma's doing Momma's doing Mommas doing,
My Mommas' doing your mum, (My Mommas' doing your mum,)
"Watch in an see how its done! Son!"
"Watch in an see how its done! Son!"
"Watch in an see how its done! (NO!) SON!
"Watch in an see how its done!"
(Momma's doing) Momma's doing Momma's doing Momma's doing Mommas doing,
My Momma's doing your mum!
"Watch in an see how its done!" ("Watch in an see how its done!")
"Watch in an see how its done! SON!"
"Watch in an see how its done!"


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It wasn't a good idea to limit your medication, no, it wasn't.
 


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beware people this guy's songs can cause serious laughin



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maniax7 wrote:

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You are fried mister.


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Bear in mind I hate green day. So I didn't actually know the tune or original lyrics to this song.... So It's kinda a rushed job.

Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends - Our Friends

Summer has a sweet ass,
Smoke the joint as it gets passed,
Having fun, fucking all your friends...

Like my friends I''ve grown so fast,
doing mad things in our past,
Having fun, hanging round with friends...

Here comes some fun again,
In the form of drugs,
I am in pain again,
I ran into a car!

As my memory resets,
I'll never forget what I lost!
Where the fuck, has my wallet gone?

(Intsrumental)

Summer has slept with Bradd,
Her innocence just didn't last!
I woke up, and joined my two friends!

Bring out the toys again,
Like we did when we did Frann,
We have fun, screwing all our friends!

Here come the cops again,
Complaining about noise!
Drenched in each others sweat,
Doing things in the yard!

As I got aressted,
Never forget what I lost,
Made a bet, on a horse called Chen!

(instrumental)

Summer just didn't last,
Her parents took her away fast!
They said we, weren't very good friends!

Like my father come to past,
Wishing mushrooms grew more fast!
Eating them, and talking to pens!

Doing drugs, and hanging with friends...
Doing drugs, and hanging with friends...


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old_gamer wrote:

maniax7 wrote:

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You are fried mister.

  X 4

but they arn't continuous


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Summer has slept with Bradd,
Her innocence just didn't last!
I woke up, and joined my two friends!


 


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