in case you're wondering: you could pick a chorus from a song and change the words to mske it sound funny. although there are songs out there that have been taken the piss out of by professional singers.
for example:

meredith brooks - bitch

A comedic version of that song: Chris Franklin - Bloke

now i'll compare the first few words from the start of the chorus of each of these songs:

I'm a bitch, i'm a lover

I'm a bloke, i'm a yobo

so does anyone sort of get the picture?


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we don't get mad, we get stabby!

Haha, yeah just like that song 'I bought it on Ebay' you mean? (orginal from the Backstreet Boys)


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yep. i've heard that song too, by wierd al.
then theres also a song called EAT IT, which is a funny cover of
micheal jackson - beat it.

i know of a few others


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these are ones i've made in the past:


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pordy: Offspring - Pretty Fly For a White Guy
New Song: On Springs - Pirates Or Ninjas
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You now its kinda just to get along today,
Our subject's a  ninja living normal peasant ways.
He stabbed the postman twice and
His neighbours friend kyle,
and when sees pirates he'll he'll fight them all with style!

So don't be gay!
take the ninja way!
and do whatever the ninja master says!
fight with Crouching Eel, sharpened steel.
And go to war, fighting pirates!
so release your hate on the captains first mate!
and then stab him in his sailor head today!
The world needs ninja Dojos!
Hey Hey! pirates or ninjas?

Hello, i'm a ninja!
(aha aha!)
Hello, i'm a ninja!
(aha aha!)
Hello, i'm a ninja!
(aha aha!)
All the pirates say thier goodbyes to their life guys!

he likes his drinks warm eating sushi with his rice,
he stabbed his waiter Bill for serving lemonade with ice!
no going on a mission he sees Pirates in a pass.
They wont even see him as he kicks them in their ass.

So don't be gay!
take the ninja way!
and do whatever the ninja master says!
fight with Crouching Eel, sharpened steel.
And go to war, fighting pirates!
so release your hate on the captains first mate!
and then stab him in his sailor head today!
The world needs ninja Dojos!
Hey Hey! pirates or ninjas?

Now he's attacking ships yeh,
He'll get his job done,
He's meant to kill blue beard,
but he stabbed the pirate's mum!
they say his sword got stuck and,
He's feeling sea sick,
he fell over now,
and he's been shot in the face!

Hello, i'm a ninja!
(aha aha!)
Hello, i'm a ninja!
(aha aha!)
Hello, i'm a ninja!
(aha aha!)
ninja head says, do not get shot in the face!

So don't be gay!
take the ninja way!
and do whatever the ninja master says!
fight with Crouching Eel, sharpened steel.
And go to war, fighting pirates!
so release your hate on the captains first mate!
and then stab him in his sailor head today!
The world needs ninja Dojos!
The world needs more ninja Dojos!
Let's get some more ninja Dojos!
Hey Hey! pirates or ninjas?

"Yargh!"



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Parody: Bowling For Soup - Girl All The Bad Guys Want
My Song: Jumping On Spoons - Girl No Guys Would Want.
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8 O'clock monday night an i'm waiting,
To finally meet a girl i know the world wide web,
Her name is Nelly she's a fat chick with a lip ring.
She wears a size 20 but not quite sure how bigs that....

And when she walks, all the dogs yelp as her thighs do scrape!
and even she rejects me!

Cos i don't do wrestling,
I sure am not a tough guy!
I don't enjoy death metal
terrified look in my eyes.

Its like a bad movie; Nobody will do me
If you were than you'd be
screaming someone screw me!
as i fail miserably trying to get girls no other guys want!

She enjoys Smack and i enjoy Pills that are orange.
Her Cd changer doesn't work because, on it she sat.
She sed she liked to score from needles in her forearm.
She'll never know that i'm the best hit she'd ever have.

And when she walks;
well the earth shakes and the dogs whinney!
And even she doesn't like me-e!

Cos i don't do wrestling,
I sure am not a tough guy!
I don't enjoy death metal
Terrified look in my eyes.

There she goes again! whale nets on!
Giving godzilla the scare!
SHE broke my heart i might aswell be castrated!
I'm never gonna see a woman naked!

Now i'm playing wrestling
Making love to tough guys
Romance instead of death metal
Pearl necklace round my eyes!

It was a bad movie, nobody would do me
Till i saw a gay guy, he ran it through me
now i won't fail miserably!
trying to be the bloke all the gay guys want!

Cause he's the guy all the gay blokes want!
Yes he's a man any gay would flaunt!


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Parody: Slipknot - Duality
New Song:  Slippy - Assality
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He rammed a dildo into his Arse,
Its the only thing, that makes him feel this way.
the way he felt the night, he got sold for cocaine.
He thought it would never end, they stuck it way inside,
in the feeling goes on..... ooh!

He got fucked until his arse collapsed.
he waited their balls prolapsed.
I guess they never looked at his sad face.
He wished for things but not for that.
He left behind the supposed fact,
Cuz saying no will not stop pedos rape.

I'm gonna say what i'm gonna say,
and i say rapists should go away.
Cuz guys like this cause unnessesary noise

I saved the wierdest bit til last,
He's now obsessed with his gay ass.
It sounds to me like its his only choice....

He ramms huge dildos into his arse!
Its the only thing, that itches that wierd ache,
At the rate he goes on, You know he will take it!

They tore him to pieces, to make them white spit form their bone,
Not letting him sleep, and he never was alone.
If thats his reality then you can guess his dreams.
He took it the hard way, splitting his fucking seams!

They stick their fingers into his arse!
It scarred him for life, to please them for a day!
Being forced to fuck, with men that call him jake!
Jesus it'd never end, they always were inside.
With a pain like that, how did he take it?!

He has lost, He has lost his membraine!
He has lost, He has lost his membraine!
He has lost, He has lost his membraine!
He has lost, He has lost his membraine!

He'll never forget what went up his!...... ARSE!
Because the things they did, will stop trying to play!
With the other kids, that have their fun and games!
Even when he got home, he hid himself inside!
Though his life goes on, We're not sure he'll make it!



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Eric_tcfc: you need a shrink , urgently.
 

PS: is the book you are writing pornographic ?

old_gamer wrote:

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PS: is the book you are writing pornographic ?

not in the slightest, the love scenes are/will be tastefull.

I'm trying to write in a cross between Terry Pratchet, Tadd Williams and a bit of my own personal mental instability  


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play to the tune of Stone Sour - Bother

Wish i had, some cheddar cheese,
to put inside this bread
got some butter and some lettuce
tomattoes, and lots of bacon!

but I have no cheeses!
and no Dairylea!
I can't make a sandwhich!
Without cheddar, cammon or farmhouse things.

Wish i was, a farmer now.
so i could milk a cow.
got some milk and lots of butter
tins of beans and fresh new white bread!

I know there is no reason,
to add spices and seasons.
For taste i keep changing,
eat this bread because its ageing

I can't have a sandwhich!
because there's no cheese!
Theres chicken and theres pork ribs.
meat ruins bread.
or the bread ruins the meat....

(instrumental.)

Let me die, I cannot live
a meal without cheese!
scraping pizzas for their gratings.
Frozen so, i'll sit here waiting!

I can't make a sandwhich!
If there is no cheese!
I'll keep ranting until,
you learn this  then,
we never run out like today!

I'm defrosting pizza!
so i can defrost cheese!
I'm so fucking desperate!
i'll eat some 10 week old cream....


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Okay, my last song wasn't offensive so I've made on thats offensive to men, women, children, wald disney and anyone with voices in their heads:

The Little Mermaid - Kiss The Girl - Fist The Girl

There you see her,sitting across the lake.
She isn't much to see but theres something about her
and you don't know why but you want to try you wanna fist the girl.

yes, you want her. check her out you know you do.
possibly she wants it too theres only one way to find out.
do not take a word, no not a single word go on and, fist the girl.

sing with me now,
shalalalalala my oh my you gotta not be shy
go on and, fist the girl
shalalalalala don't close your eyes, because you'll lose your aim
and then you'll miss the girl!

(instrumental)

now you are there,(lalalaa)
together at the blue lagoon,(lalalaa)
boy you better do it soon, no time is better!(lalalalalaaa)
She don't say a word and she wont think it hurts go on and fist the girl!

(cheering)
shalalalalala don't be scared, brush back her pubic hair
go on and, fist the girl! (whoah! whoah!)
(laalaalaalaalaalaalaalaalaalaa!)shalalalalala don't stop now! you cannot hid it, how?
just go on, fist the girl!(whoah! whoah!)

shalalalalala move a long, listen the sun and song,
want you to, fist the girl!(whoah! whoah!)
(laalaalaalaalaalaalaalaalaalaa!)shalalalalala don't be insane do what the music says!
go on and fist, the girl!

(ye-es, we've got to!)
fist the girl,
(why-y don't you wanna)
fist the girl,
(go on and do it,)
you gotta, fist the girl.

GO ON AND fist the girl!


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old_gamer wrote:

Eric_tcfc: you need a shrink , urgently.

OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooh yes you do.
 


Eric_tcfc:good one


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why is the compliment smaller than the request that i get committed?  


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My Chemical Romance - I'm Okay - I'm Gay

Well if you want to dance with me thats all you have to say,
I never want to fuck you though, we'll just be friends its better off that way
For all those hetro looks, my boyfriend who's a dirty fuck!
remember when you broke broke your foot shopping with me for womens underwear-

-I'm GAY-AY-AYE
I am a GAY-AY-AY-AYE
I am a GAY-AY-AYE
My trousers' down...

What will it take to show you that you aren't the way i swing? (I *am* a gay!)
I tell you time and time again you hear the words but don't comprehend me!
It doesn't matter how you look, your a girl so i wont fuck.
I'll point out guys i want to suck just this last time!
god no! Listen! look!

I'm GAY-AY-AYE
I am a GAY-AY-AYE
I AM A GAY-AY-AYE
You frigid cow!

(instrumental)

Will you stop all those longing looks,
I said I'm gay so I wont fuck!
you want to change your gender look here!

I'm a gay.
(I'm a) GAY!
I'm a gay now,
(I'm a gay now.)
look you really need to lsiten to me!
cause I'm telling you the truth!
I'm a gay! (Trust me!)

I'm GAY-AY-AYE
I am a GAy
Yes I am a gay,
I'm really really gay!

I Am a GAY-AY-AYE
I AM A GAY-AY-AYE-AYE-AYE


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Eric_tcfc wrote:

Gay......X 500...

Legendary gonna LOVE this one.....................
 


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You just broke the rules by... what 50 times?


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with a mind like that, tasteful love scenes are out of the question. involving model glue and a paint stripper?


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Damn it, no horse porn on during prime-time!

Legendary wrote:

Click here to enter CGA2!

legendary, you butt, your sig has a trojan in it  

i thought it would be funny, but it was a virus


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Damn it, no horse porn on during prime-time!