ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
 
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
 
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
 
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
 
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
 
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
 
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


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I laughed a bit at the office arithmetic because it's so true, the romance one is a bit too generalized and incorrect.


Everyone knows that dumb man+rich woman= dead man, rich woman


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dgsige wrote:

I laughed a bit at the office arithmetic because it's so true, the romance one is a bit too generalized and incorrect.


Everyone knows that dumb man+rich woman= dead man, rich woman

I guess you mean dumb rich man+hot woman = dead man, rich woman   


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Oh sorry, I meant smart woman >_<


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